So if I were you, I would've made a fuckin' five-head play, made a move on girl right there. Would've had the song play in the background, said, ♪ Someone, someone, show me what's sat next to the seat next to her. ♪ Put my arm around her slowly and be like, Hey, I noticed you. Two feet to my right. Tryna fuck. Tight shit. Give me a snub. This afro gonna be stuck inside of you. Tight shit. Deal, pussy stretch. Let me know, mamas. And then boom. That's how you get free pussy. Works every time.

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