How long did it take you to do your hair?

Hang on, you're a dickhead, you're a wasteman, you're a pornplex, you're getting me vexed but you're not thinking about my tourettes, that was all off the top of my head after I've been out all night doing the pub grub and fucking downing bottles of lager, you know what I mean, I'm a proper geezer.

You're fine as hell.

You should save your mustache.

Hello, cutie patootie! Hello, hello, hello!

Dude, you look like if a basketball came to life and then someone put that basketball head on their body. How is your, like, head wider than your shoulders, bro? Stop. Don't... And with a profile pic like that, you should be serious shit, man.

Girl, like you are beautiful. You are like gorgeous. I love those glasses like I need to know where you got them Cuz like I'm like blind as a bat and I need glasses and those would be like the cutest glasses ever So like where do you get them? And also I love your hair like you are stunning

shawty fine ass hell

Dang, you is so pretty. I can't even.

Tell me why i scrolled down the app and i see right now is watermelons giant ones big giant one's big kahunas have Y all ever heard of Goku Dragon Ball Z? Who Goku wife named chi-chi Those are some giant chi-chis