What would you do if you walked into the break room and caught your co-worker eating your lunch? A. Punch him in the mouth. B. Call HR. or see, they fuck this job and go post so effects will end it.

I will run through that me you and spit into his leg

I would talk to HR primarily because HR is my best friend so like I can like vent for real for real.

I just report him to HR because, you know, I don't think someone eating your lunch is like worth quitting or worth punching someone over. As we poured them, you know, make him buy me new food or something.

Honestly I'm a pretty nice guy sad honestly with probably just follow them home so I know where they live in United States can I go from there

Depends how hungry I am. If I'm mad hungry, I'm waiting by their car and beating their ass.

I would've said fuck this job because I mean like even if I didn't and punched him I would've been fired anyways so like it wouldn't be a good day if somebody even ate my lunch like

Hey Brian and I this is exactly what I would say that I am offer

Nah, I ain't gonna lie, I'm going crazy, I am beating that ***** up.

I'll murder his wife and kids and then go through the house and destroy any pictures he has of them so that he's got nothing left to remember them by.

Laptop, motherfucker, nobody's eating my lunch.