Bro, I don't got a pen.

Maybe because my parents refused to get me an air conditioner even though everyone in my house has an air conditioner but me.

Especially the Mexicans, bruh. You don't know what they fucking got, bruh. They got the Lascaux fucking fans, bruh. That shit's ass.

But a fan in my apartment is universal, and I'm in my room right now, and I'm sweating BALLS. Cuz like, I just wanna be in my room, cuz I wanna be alone. You know, I need my PRIVACY. But like, I'm so fucking hot right now, I'm wearing a fucking tank top, and I don't fucking like tank tops, cuz it makes me look like a wife beater. I don't beat my wife, I beat my husband cuz I'm fucking gay.

Nah bro, it's not possible to be hotter than you.

No bro, bro My fucking room right like that shit like that shit burning like late No, that shit burns like 200 degrees Fahrenheit or like 200 degrees Celsius, bro But like bro, but the fan there's like the lowest mode of a fan My room turns into a fucking winter bro, like negative a thousand degrees bro. Just like right there. I can sleep like a fucking king My my pillows are warm like my pillows are cold and everything is cold, bro You

That's me for real. I'll be dying in the heart in summer. I'm fucking died right now But it I feel like I'm in the oven or some shit like that. I feel like I'm in a microwave bro. I'm dying

*****, are your braids lopsided?