Somebody just asked me how many times I'd farted today. I don't track how often I fart. Do you track how often you fart? Is that a normal thing for people to do to track how many times they farted in the day? How many times have you farted today?

I have never in my life even thought of keeping track of that, but now that I've listened to this Robert, now I'm going to not be able to think about that. You've doomed me to tracking farts.