Man that hat really said

Mariachi hat. The mariachi band said he need to give it back. They need to perform in an hour and they need their full gear. Why they in fear? That this white ***** got their shit. He on stereo and he white as hell. Mariachi ***** need that hat. So give it back.

Y’know, cracker boy, you’re walking a thin line today. You wearing a cholo hat and you a stupid lil mayo monkey. Don’t make me turn into a ten foot tall Icelandic wolf man who’s slightly feminine yet still muscular and strong and dickslap you so hard you’ll be seeing lil stars and the whole Milky Way cracker boy. Come ovah here and kiss me on mah hot mouth boy, then kiss me on my penis, mayo monkey, imma cream on your silly lil face 😈

I love the Fenty hat, it literally slays, love it, slay.

I rlly bout to gulp gulp gulp

love me a white boy

Buddy looks like he really knows how to fuck up a box of Twisted Teas.

Did you know I was the sparring partner for Muhammad Ali?

I will dick slap you to death

Damn, baby, you're fine.