Want to be a 4L? Alright, your head's too round for the haircut. And the haircut will be bad by itself, alright? So, I'm gonna need you to slim them cheeks, buddy. And show me your actual, like, buttcheeks. And, um, spread them? Um, my Snapchat has chickens here with, like, um... Like, two or three. Just, uh, hit me up.