Ain't no way bruh this ****** eyebrows skip chapters like what the fuck bruh? Like why your eyebrows got a whole bunch of slits? I understand like one slit, but why you got like 13 of them bro? Like your eyebrows separating *****, your eyebrows divorced my ***** Polyamorous relationship with your eyebrows ***** Your eyebrows are like fucking walruses looking at each other *****

I'm ending my life tomorrow because of this!

Do you think you're gangster or something with that eyebrow

Let's be honest, this is all of our 13th presents.

You're a fucking alien, bro.

I don't know why the fuck you kids need to think you're so funny. You think it's so funny being homophobic when you're actually just a middle-aged man that lives in your fucking parents' basement. Like, damn, he doesn't even look that fucking bad. And then you're over here being the biggest homophobe you can fucking be because your parents didn't treat you with basic respect.

Pass, bro, pass.

Oompa loompa

fruity

Bitch, you look like an off-brand bag of fuckin' jelly beans.