If you could be any animal on the planet, what would it be and why?

Yeah I'm a be armadillo

I'd be a bird so I could see everything and fly through the air.

I'd be a horse so white girls would want to fuck me.

Shit you're probably be like a like a rock

If I could be any animal, I would probably be an eagle so I can fly. I would love to fly.

A fat I said because I wanna feel how it feels like to be my ex best friend stupid bitch

I want to be like one of those puppies that like Girls take everywhere to them. So like like I want to be like the puppy that the girls be taken into the shower with them So I could watch Girls shower

Probably a rabbit, a domestic one though, because I can eat carrots, I can just shit in the litter box, and I can be like, me me me me me me me me all day all goddamn day

I would either be a bunny since they like to hop around and that just sounds fun you know and then I would also be a budgie like a parakeet since they fly and I want to fly yeah

I would definitely have to be a goat because my throat is crazy