If you could be any animal on the planet, what would it be and why?

I'll be the life of your mama's asshole.

I would specifically like to be my bad. I would specifically like to be like a bird because then I could fly and get away from other predators and people easily. But yeah. And also people like feed birds on the street like feed them bread and stuff so I feel like it would be the best. The best were like a pet bird, that's even better. but the owner has to be nice.