Bro, what the fuck is that shit on your hair, bro? What the fuck is that shit on your head, son? Ain't no way you walked out in a motherfucking barbershop like, yeah, *****, all little flyer than a mug. Nah, bro, that shit's not it, bro. You need to kill the motherfucker who cut your hair like that. That should be illegal. The way that ***** did you, it should be a crime.