No candy on Halloween because I don't even really like candy

I'd rather have no turkey on Halloween. Yeah, I'm a fat ass. I like candy. But, like, there's so many other things that you could prepare for fuckin' Thanksgiving. I don't live in a white family. I'm fuckin' Filipino. So we have, like, a lot of fuckin' food and shit.

Um, well, I'm in Australia so we don't fuckin' Okay, anyway, we didn't celebrate Thanksgiving and, to be honest, turkey's not that good It's like, it's, ew, I don't even know how to explain it but it's like this weird sweet sort of like meat and it's like, I don't know Anyway, it's like good but it's not And then, we got candy on Halloween and I love Halloween because I get like whole fuckin' bags and it's so good

I have way too much of a sweet tooth and I don't eat meat that often, so the no turkey on Thanksgiving. Plus I can't eat at other people's places.