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It's really easy to let the holiday rush pick you up and just take you away, but it helps me to remember that, like, we're still living daily life and, like, you still got things going on outside of Christmastime.
Christmas may seem financially stressful because I work at a labor college, okay? They've given me a full scholarship, but I also have to sign a labor contract where I only work 10 hours a week. I'm not allowed to get another job and they pay me below minimum wage, right?
Gift does not have to be fucking expensive. It just has to be personal and funny. We bullied the fuck out of my mom because she drinks nothing but Diet Coke. She hasn't drink water and I don't think she would remember the last time she drank water, okay?
So I got a little push button. I recorded my voice on it. It says go get mama diet coke. She can press it I also got a little shadow box I took some cheap ass watercolors and painted the background dried some flowers stuck it on there made it look real cute Really live laugh love, but it just says go get mama diet coke