roast me 🙏🙏

Ghost doobie

I was going to roast you but it's like you can do it giga chad chin

God damn, what the fuck are you?

You look like an NPC with automated dialogue.

Bro, ew, what is that?

Pew! Pew! you

Alright wait, wait. Arpo, you look like my left nut sack and your fucking nose looks like a turd hanging off a fence.

Your hair looks literally super greasy, but that's all I have to say to you. Yeah

Be honest you wanna keep man and you have a big fucking nose like oh my God I bet you're taking up all the air

Listen bro, listen Evan, I'm gonna fucking piss all over your face and there's nothing you're gonna do about it I'm gonna make sure my piss gets in your eyes your nose and that pretty little mouth

First of all, why would you want to get roasted? What are you, a chicken? And second of all, ask your mother if you're a victim of abortion. Just drink vodka every day.