What in the motherfuck is going on here? Is this bitch on fucking shrooms? Is this bitch? Yeah, yeah, for sure. She got them shrooms. You fucking bitch. You supposed to just share them fucking shrooms with me. Don't look at me like that, I will slap the question mark right off your forehead, you red-headed ass-looking ginger-looking ass motherfucker. Looking like a fucking stoat pig ass. Motherfucker looking crazy. Let me tell you something right now. You better have my motherfucking mushrooms.

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Hey, hold up there. Hold up there, Mr. Peter. Uh, I don't think so. She owes me shrooms. I gave that bitch $20 last week. And she ran off to the goddamn store and got a whole bucket of fuckin' ice cream. And some fuckin' pig... Girl, whatever the hell you call it, pig, fuckin' pigskins. Anyways, yeah, that's my mushrooms. And I see that she's tryin' to eat them all. Look at her lookin' all high and shit. Bitch, I will slap the question mark off your head. Oh, never mind, it's gone. You must have slapped it off, you fuckin' Peter. Anyways, check this out, bro.

Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys. Come down, come down. I know how to settle this. I will take my AK-47 and I will shoot Spongebob, you, and I will shoot you, Peter, all up because they're my shrooms. And you're gonna bow down to me, sucka. Yeah, that's right. They are mine.

Just one second there. I'm the president of the United States and I get what I want. Joe Biden gets what Joe Biden wants. Ain't that right, Barack Obama? Yeah. Anyways, Donald Trump, nobody touches my shrooms. Why do you think I'm retarded? Why do you think I shit on myself? Why do you think I always forget what the fuck I'm talking about is because of my shrooms. So we're going to have an all-out war in Ukraine for my shrooms. Paid for by Joe Biden.

I don't think so, it ain't going down like that, uh-uh, no siree, I don't think so, I just go get my nails done and get my heads did, so, I need my shrooms so I can stay hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- Damn me.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, hold up, hold up, hold up. What's all this fuss about? Can't everybody just get along? Ah, hell, fuck it. I don't give a shit, but they're my shrooms too, bro. Man, she owes a lot of us money, bro. I'm surprised she's even high right now instead of just laying there dead. Anyways, bro, y'all better break y'all self before y'all wreck y'all self. I am the best shroom eater in the world, so give me my shrooms or I'ma have to give y'all knots in your fucking head, bruh.