Damn Niga can you hear my thoughts biggie your ass Niga is motherfucker get here waves like electromagnetic waves negative microwave wave here in ass Niga Dumbo ass Niga flying elephant ass in the arm of that

Yo, can you stop chewing your gum so loud?

That actually- wait, is that- is that your ear? Is that- or what is that? Is that- is that actually your ear? Cause if it is, that's a BAD ear.

Well get your fucking damaged hair out of here

Um, since I'm being nice today, I'm gonna give you like, I don't know, 3 out of 10, I'm sorry. I would give you like a 10 usually, but like, I'm sorry, like, you need to show your face in order for me to give you like a 10 or an 8 or a 7, you know?

Okay, I'm feeling pretty good today, so um, I'm give you like a solid like Two that's me being nice if me I was rude I was a that kind of looks like a peanut and your hair kind of looks like vagina here Why did I say that?

Penis.

Zero out of ten. Looks like peanut butter.

Okay, I rate your hair, uh, 2 out of 10 because it's really greasy and it looks like noodles and like it's very greasy like you need to wash it but like, wash your hair honey bun.

The farm is calling. They want their wheat back.