BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK..! Are you on drugs... Are u high...? I mean ay I wouldn't blame you. You know? But you most be HELLA high to shit yourself too! And how much you fucking SHIT TO GET IT STAINED???!!! HOW LONG DID YOU LEAVE THAT SHIT THERE?

si first is u get a spoon and scoop the dookie outta the sheet then put dishwashing soap and scoop then put water then scoop.

Bro must’ve been beating his meat butt booty naked and his ass cheeks start squeezing his sheets together

Put it in rice for a couple hours, I think.

Wait, this is so random.

Do you want to put it in the washing machine and make sure it's on to rinse if you need it all the shit out and then you want to put it in there in the dryer put some fabric sheets in and so I can smell good and yeah you're done

youre NASTY bro, it’s up for you. the elder gods must decide your fate

in my experience just take it off and discreetly put it at the bottom of a trash bag and then go outside with the trash bag and dig a whole and put it in there and then burn your house down

I just leave it it'll go away itself I know from experience No I don't shut up stop talking and then you say that is a joke please

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