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If your name's Jacob, you like Beybladg oily monkeys rubbing crocodile salmon all over your back
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What about someone named Sarah or some shit like Sarah, Liliana or some shit like that? Oh no.
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If your name's Aaron, you let old man Booty Juice rip the other of your face while twerking on the monkey's back.
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Well, I'm glad I'm not named Erin. Erin is such a... Erin? It reminds me of a villain in the movie, you know, Cap.
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of what I mean Sarah.
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I have like three friends named Jacob.
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If someone's named Vanessa, they're fucking annoying and a rat.
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Your name's Vanessa. You're like big booty oily man with a du-rax. Put buffalo semen all over your bed.
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You know I fuckin' know. And my name's Navan also, my name's Hayley.
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