Girl, your lashes look like cockroaches on you, please stop it, and get away from me, why are you so close up? You're literally in my face, dude. Um, and you're not cute, so stop.

Yeah, girl, you pretty or whatever, but, like, that girl for me, her beard's kinda stank. I don't... I don't think you should brush your teeth with someone. But, other than that, like, you pretty, but, like, why are your eyebrows fading into each other?

There's a million things, there's a million things I want to say, girl you look so gorgeous.

Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro, you're like, who's your barber, bro? Like, who's your barber, bro? Cause whoever lined your fucking eyebrows up, bro, I need them right now. But look, wait, what you ask for? You ask for a taper fade on the eyebrows? A mid-fade? A mid-taper fade? A higher fade? Like, what you ask for? Cause he really faded that shit hella good, I'm not even gonna lie.

Oh, back up from the camera, lad. I can smell your breath through the screen.

When they go low, I go lower.