Watch me delete your Social Security bro come in for it

Thank you. That's really sweet of you to say. I appreciate that.

Yo yo G

Who the fuck is that, bro?

Yo what

What?

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Yes.

What's wrong with my hair?

You look like my brother and my dad combined with that hair. Don't even.

How am I supposed to know your dad and brother

I don't know that's not my problem that's not my problem um but just fix the hair I honestly don't like it at all I don't think really anyone would you think about it or just do a different style with it that's all I'm saying fix it whatever you can do

I think I might just go jump off a fucking balcony and land on my neck

can i please join you it sounds really fun like really amazing though like please

I genuinely care about other people so I preferred if you stayed a little far away but I mean you're welcome to record

No, I'm sorry, but I like pain. I want to do it. I really do. I won't sit there and just record. I record and then I jump.

OK maybe if you get like a selfie stick that could be an exception we could both just kind of bearhug and do it together I am cool that came to a conclusion

Now I'll just record it and then jump straight after the recording and leave the phone down so they would know what happened. I'm not a big person on hugs or anything. I don't even hug any of my family. So I'm good with that. I'll just record, set the phone down, and then jump with.