Hey Siri replies shit is funny as hell gang bro Bob in love listen to your replies so funniest shit I've ever heard bro

shut yo bitch ass up

SHUT YO NO HAIRLINE ASS UP MANE

It reminds me of the daddy gets what daddy wants, you know what I'm talking about?

Daddy does get what daddy's talking about. What? Alright, bro.

That shit made no motherfuckin' sense, yo mama a hoe. I can tell why your mama's a fuckin' hoe, you dirty ass bitch. That made no fuckin' sense what you just fuckin' said. That shit made no fuckin' sense, you ugly ass bitch.

This the fuck I'm teachin'

What's the fuck all this? That's why you got buttfucked by a crouton with a gucci belt Caught you fingering yourself with a Thanos gun Stupid ass boy Raped you with a candy cane Really Raped you with a dog Stupid ass boy Knocked you upside the hell with a waffle Stupid boy Really Bro you got suplex with a toaster Fuck that Get out of here bro You cannot pay for shit Don't play with me bro

And what you fuckin' look like? The hell? She could look like fuckin' Dora cuz Dora is cute. And guess what your wife's motherfuckin' look like? A motherfuckin' home-bound motherfuckin' whore with a bugger-fuckin' motherfuckin' big-ass fuckin' nose with your ugly bimbo motherfuckin' ass. The hell? Your burnt bitskin-lickin' ass. The fuck? You can't be motherfuckin' talkin' about somebody you look like a fuckin' rat off the motherfuckin' rat trap with his fuckin' intestines blowin' the fuck out. Bitch, your dumb ass. Your bummy ass. The fuck you broke is fucked with your prime mother-lickin' motherfuckin' ass. You fuckin' found out.

Oh, period.

What's the fuck up bitch, who are you? Why you in my DM's saying who is you? Like what the fuck? You didn't get the fuck out of my DM's bro, I'll deport you in a fucking coconut raft stupid ass boy. You fucking illegal ass bitch, got no green card, no papers, no passport. Get the fuck out of here bro. You my bitch, you're on all fours, you barking for me, you could chew my bones stupid ass bitch. That's my fucking dick stupid fucking bitch bro. I'm so done with these fucking stereo bitches bro. Like I won't smack the fuck out of you with a straw stupid bitch. I'll fucking finger you with a fucking straw.

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Okay, I'm just going around and talking, and you're just so mad that you're trying to tell me that I'm a wannabe pack-on. Like, I'm not a wannabe pack-on, nor am I packing, bro. I'm just talking and speaking facts! And you're just so mad that you have to say something like that. And it seems like you ought to, bruh, just breathe a little. But since you want to talk so crazy, I'm gonna make your life unspoken. I will have your mouth open and make my chihuahua put his head in it. Because I want to show you how much of a bitch you are. And just to prove it to you that you are mine, bitch!

I be seeing you in every comment section, bro, and this one just didn't hit my boy. I'm not gonna lie this one You'd come harder than that. I'm not gonna lie bro this shits ass like This is probably one of your worst comebacks. I'm not gonna are just one of your roasts like it's one of the worst

What are you talking about, bro?

Bro is def higher than the clouds rn 😭‼️🙏

someone just let this ***** hit 😭😭

You wear snapchat filters because you're insecure of your real face, you're fucking ugly, you look like every other plain white bitch on the planet, I don't want to hear I look like a drag queen because you're ugly, I just, I can't, it would be different if you was like attractive, but you're fucking ugly, and you wear snapchat filters that have fucking face masks that cover your whole face, you're probably a little kid going through puberty, who is just like developing pitbulls and developing titties and stuff.

You're making CapCut and it's off your Android. Like, you're making CapCut and it's off your Android and you're using fucking Snapchat photos. Like, bitch, are you in 2015? Your hair is greasy, go get in the fucking shower, bitch. You look like you live in a fucking trailer home, you dirty, dusty bitch.