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And now, the rivalry between these two has grown even more personal. Who will win? Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg? Nah, no, because Mark Zuckerberg, he is like a black belt in Jiu Jitsu. You know, I thought this would be easy, look at the size of Elon. But, mm-mm, it's not so clear cut. But now it's personal. Elon Musk buys Twitter for 44 billion just to have Zuckerberg copy his idea? Uh-uh.
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I think what will find is Elon Musk will win but Mark Zuckerberg will be beating him and him so hard in the face skin in his face will uncover the fact that he's actually the Elon Musk is actually a cyborg 00 essentially just like terminator and then he'll go onto just to smash Zuckerberg by the way I'm leaving this message as I have a poo morning
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Yeah, that's what I'm wondering, but who do you think is more likely? I think Zuckerberg's like a cyborg and Elon Musk is like from Mars and he's just trying to get back home, personally. But yeah, it will be, like I thought someone would take it down like the Terminator route and you did not disappoint London as usual.
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This is exactly my turn of thought. Thank you.
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Imagine, like, they ended up knocking each other's heads off and they were just robots and the whole world was just watching, like, I bloody well knew it.
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With all that plastic surgery, you can be Donatello Versace, brother.
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You sound confused. Are you not sure who might win this fight? Well, that's a shame.
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Have you seen Zuck without a shirt he is Jacked up
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I haven't explored threads yet I've joined Twitter in February properly as in I took out I've got an account there that I am actively trying to grow and I have seen some pretty shitty things the only good thing about Twitter is I think the spaces that's where people are getting a voice heard no pun intended but I don't know anything about threats
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But I voted Zuckerberg because I thought it would just be really funny to imagine Zuckerberg hacking into the code that built Elon Musk and are raising all
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Well, like I say, you know, Zuckerberg right there, he is a jiu-jitsu black belt, unbelievable and I think he's in good shape, whereas Elon Musk just looks like he's never been to the gym, but he's enjoying those steaks.
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I've been building a Twitter account since February and I don't have a bluetick there's all these silly little incentives to have a blue tick to be verified and to be exempt from all the access to social media that other platforms just give you and grant you for free for instance the other day I couldn't see any of my comments because I'd reached the threshold of 300 or 400 comments
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Yeah, I don't really know if Twitter's improved or not. It was always pretty bad, to be honest. Yeah, just the comment section just is crazy there. I ain't paying to get the blue tick either. I ain't doing it, but it seems like it'll be the best experience. But yeah, it's just... it's his own fault, I guess, if Zuckerberg comes over and has the better business. Like he did to Myspace and all that.
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I chose Zuck, even though I don't like him as much as I like Elon, because Zuck is the same personality type as me, and there's no way in hell he's gonna agree to something that he doesn't think he can win.
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So Rumi, is it official? Is the fight happening? Is it underway? Because I've heard them like trash talking to each other, well I've heard the, you know, Elon Trash talking on Twitter but that's it.
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Honestly, I think they're both closet trolls, and I think they're enjoying each other. I don't think there's a hatred. It's more just like tit for tat. But I would absolutely host a party, and I would watch that shit.
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Zuckerberg will win because he's actually trained in Jiu Jitsu and has actually won tournaments. Elon, to our knowledge, has no fighting experience whatsoever. And also, Elon's 51 whereas Zuckerberg is 39. So make of that what you will.
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I don't realise he had won tournaments, jeez, he's done tournaments and won with his billionaire advantage. Ach well, I'm putting my eye on it now man, you've convinced me.
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I need these two bitches to make out right now.
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Hi, I just clocked your response, and I had to ask myself, why, what's with this?
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