First thing I'm doing is stroking it.

Thing I'm gonna do is start that dick

Probably try to eat my own dick. I don't know.

I'mma best believe see if I can pull anybody from my friend group.

Okay, what if you reverse this question? What if I became a girl? I will see how big my titties are and I'll Um, shit man, I'll just go up to a random guy and grab the penises and I'll fuck my own homeless.

I will fuck a shitty for the back. I will get all bitches. I fuck them from the back swear that I will turn gay right after that and fuck you for the back to the fuck out of here.