I want y'all to roast the absolute fuck out of me like I want to be listening to this in the burning hotter in Texas right now

That hair gives me I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby that he's gives me cut my life into pieces this is my last resort and the rest of you are like bro you look like a Minecraft character no cap you look like you came right out of video game you look like you have an STD

Not gonna lie, you kinda look weird, and I'm not gonna lie, if I probably saw you in school, I would probably look the other way. And your earrings are hideous, your ears look floppier than, uh, Duffy's, or whatever his name is. And your nose, you have no, you have no filter. And your jaw, it looks weird. Your chin looks like you probably got three of them hiding up there, put your tongue down and we'll be able to see. Because honey, we all know that trick, okay?

I got you why are you look so dead inside I will let you look at your little 70 fucking a whole shit up on your head built like that what the fuck kind of shirt you got going on in this year long as earrings but why are you are you are you trying to raise me up by license sin sin city with her

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Bro, I, I can't. Honestly, the only thing, like, your facial, yeah, your nose is a little big, like, a tiny bit, but, like, your facial features are, like, really, really pretty. Like, yeah, your eyes look a little, uh, need some, like, mascara or something, or lashes, but other than that, like, you're fucking really pretty.