I want y'all to roast the absolute fuck out of me like I want to be listening to this in the burning hotter in Texas right now

Look like like soemthign that dropped out of a Japanese fan fiction you look like an elf from dungeons of the dragons hiding in society

we love a good degrading kink guys i'm sorry i can't your bio says you're too awesome and swaggy and to be honest with you i feel like you are look at this look at this bitch look at look at her face she looks like i could go up to her be like you're fucking ugly she's like okay damn she looks like she could take it like i don't even want to she looks like she could take it right up the ass i'm just kidding i didn't say that what huh

No way, is that Judy Moody in the not-so-bummer summer? No fucking way. Dude, can I get your autograph? No, but for real, the way you took this fucking selfie makes you look like a founding father.

Bitch why tf u look like that song “cut my life into Peices” like why tf u be looking like a donkey especially that one from Shrek. (SATIRE ITS A JOKE)

Your Dutch oven farts smelled so bad that's why Your boyfriends broke up with you lol 😆 🤣 😂 😜 😅 😄 😆 🤣 😂 😜 😅 😄 ���

You ugly sand eater kitchen sink and bathroom sink and shower faucet and sink faucet and shower tub and bathroom 🚽 drain line in bathroom sink in bathroom faucet and shower ugly ass the only thing I can think of is that the first time you were in the hospital you were in the emergency room

You belong in a psych ward

you look like taylor swift's underpaid cousin taylor hift and it looks like your ugly ass made your hair wig looking ass out of melted tootsie rolls that you left in your glove compartment so ugly ass