Girl I would not have went to work. I would not have went to work. You can hear my work in the background. Um, I thought your mouth was dry girl.

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Damn, why did you upgrade the vehicle that hit you?

Because if I told him a semi truck hit me they probably think I was fucking like almost dead because like the car that hit me it was my fault I didn't Lagrasse go home I don't like I was listening to music and I didn't look both ways and then he like he was coming down to it he was a red light so he's coming he was slowing down so he like barely hit me I went back like 10 feet and I forgot it was like then your mother and that's my fault you don't got to go to it's my fault but if I tell my guy by Summit shocked Amy's I'm probably fucking on my deathbed

So they didn't question you? Like, if you're trying to sound like you're a deaf man, how the hell are you calling in to work?

Oh because I mean like if I told him that if I told him I just got it I slightly got hit by a car and I got a hit a couple feet they're gonna stick gonna be like no you're coming to work my boss is she's abusive woman I would if I told her I got hit by semi truck and I was in the hospital and I wasn't doing good and like she can't send me to work you know