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All right easy one easy one here. Are you ordering door dash or are you ordering uber eats? Big tech giants going to toe-to-toe Uber eats is now going after restaurants with exclusive rights deals So that's when like they sign up a restaurant and they can't go on any other platform, right? like not door dash not you know grubhub or whatever but Door dash sort of takes the opposite approach and they're just trying to get everybody anybody and anybody drugstore store, hardware store, you know, your mom is making pies out of the back of her fridge, like they'll throw you on DoorDash, right, with a few exceptions. But, you know, who Who are you picking? It's late night, early morning, whatever, anytime. Happy opening.
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It's the same shit you stupid little beard-ass dude. You're gonna get the same fucking items that you get from DoorDash, that you get from UberEats, that you take your fat ass and go get yourself. That's the same shit.
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Sumo on that healthy bucket hat game. Stay healthy.
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the shit out of DoorDash. I don't know what it is about DoorDash, Mark, but I can order the operations in it, but I can order it and if my order's messed up, I get that money back. You know know what I'm saying? I don't know. It's just door jazz. Just door jazz for the win.
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Door dash be like handing out money back if like even like you don't get a ketchup packet They're like here's the whole thing back, but door dash has wild drivers Like those jerks will like knock on your door and be like, is there a cash tip? and it's just like, alright bro.
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I might go out to eat. I don't really know about Uber Eats or DoorDash. because door has to be too expensive they tax too much
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I like what you're saying, Izzy. I feel you. I feel like I'm not trying to eat something nice from a restaurant if I'm not eating it in person. I get that. Also, like, I don't want to eat it in a plastic bag that's been in a car for 35 minutes. You know what I mean?
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I'm gonna definitely say Dwarf Dash because once I've ordered about like 10 Big Macs from Ureth on my Zonos and they only gave me like 9 So like, I was hungry for the rest of the night.
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Tokyo you got robbed by your driver one McNugget exactly that's like very that's like some serial killer shit right like They're gonna eat your food, but they're not gonna eat all of it. They're just gonna eat one.
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literally like I can only like nine big max like I was starving all night long and they probably thought I would have noticed that I need a serving size of 10 VMAX I'll say die but
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Door dash because I don't think uber eats comes around here. I don't even think we can get postmates It's usually just door dash It's something else. Instacart.
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I actually haven't heard that one yet Pixie. Postmates and Uber Eats are the same thing now. Uber bought Postmates but some, I didn't, I never thought that they like don't have a whole service area yet. but maybe DoorDash.
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I'm not ordering either because I can't afford to tip the drivers enough and they live off of the tips so I just go and get it myself but if you have enough to tip them go for it
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It's very mindful of you Samantha, it's very mindful of you. I think there should be a conversation around what's the responsibility of those apps because They should not be keeping over 50% of the fare or whatever they're charging.
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Listen DoorDash has done me dirty so many times so I have to go with Uber eats DoorDash is have literally eaten the chicken out on my blue chicken sandwich
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Yeah, Rose door dashes are on hinge and I feel like there's like less of a background check because you're not like transporting humans Whereas like if you go through Uber you have to go through like the human background check thing, you know, so I I don't know, I feel like at least one more level, right?
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I do Door Dash. I don't care for anything Uber. Uber is just such a shit company. So anything, Door Dash, I'm in.
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