Man, I have no idea what's going on in this picture, but... Like, first of all, there's blood all over both of you. Secondly, I can literally count the pixels. I don't know, man. I don't know what's going on.

I just know for a fact that when they saw each other, they were ready. They wanted to fuck. And I'm guessing the girl on the right had her period, and the girl was like, that is fucked, I'm gonna go eat her out. I don't think she knew that she was on her period until later on. But I mean... I mean... Yeah, I guess. I mean, I don't know why I take a picture after all of that, but, you know, you do you, babe. Like, you do you.

Fake blood makes the coolest photoshoots. I wanna fucking do it. Y'all, lovin' it. Go for it.

Bro, the comments, bro, they're so funny.

The question is should you be trusted with fake blood and if you're gonna be doing all that and put it all over your fucking face and I highly doubt that you should be

Oh, dude, whoa, you vampire? You kinda look like a murderer, dude. Like, you know, there's just like these girls, dude. Like, when I grew up, that's fucking crazy, dude. Took a bunch of L.A. I don't know if I should tell this story, dude, it's kinda dark. Yeah, let's keep it positive, right? It's fake blood, it's kinda cool. Yeah, nah, I'm not gonna talk about it, dude. Sick, dude, anyway. Like, how's life as a vampire, bro? Like, what, are you biting anyone? Like, are you sticking fangs in any fucking people, dude? Any turning people? You know my favorite movie, dude? Blade. Hell yeah. Based in the place, London.

You both look like you guys **** knees