What the fuck this ***** have a whole fucking scrunchie on his fucking wrist bro like this ***** hair is not long enough for no fucking scrunchie What is that fucking dirty ass paper in that back arm bro? Like ew is that in your bathroom bro? Is that in your- what the fuck that ***** have paper inside your school bathroom bro? Ew that's dirty like I bet you how much shit particles is on that bro I'm not gonna hold you What the fuck is that sink so goddamn tall bro? No why your ears shaped like that bro why your eyebrows shaped like that

Hes so omgggg

Okay, but like, he looks like every guy in middle school or high school that would like, bully anyone that's different, and would get mad at you when you call them an egger, even though that's literally the haircut. And then, probably also homophobic, and, I don't know, literally every bad thing in the universe, like, oh no, I see these people too often!

You look about zesty as shit. No faking.

I don't know what y'all are talking about, like, look at him, bro! He's so fiiiine!

Bro tf is that cut

You're fuckin' hideous, you did not eat this fuckin' picture.

oh my goddy goddy god you're looking so fine

What about your super suit, IM SORRY I HAD TO

I absolutely love Eggers, but you're not the type of Egger that I would love to say, um, you're a, like, why is your hand shaped like that? I don't like you, I don't even know.