What the hell you doing I would like water flush

Bro, you really photobombed that dog's photo. Oh my god.

Your dog looks so damn fucking traumatized, I'm so sorry to say.

Nah, cause like, I'm kinda wishing that was the dog for real though.

Oh my gosh, why that dog look like that? Like y'all both like, y'all both like seen a ghost or something like Like somebody send you a ass pic like the but like I don't I don't freaking know Why y'all, why y'all isolated? Oh my gosh

Honestly that dog is fire and 10 out of 10 he's a little cross side but at the same time is either social distancing so still cute dog 10 out of 10

Your dog is cute

Is your dog looking at me? I don't know. Is it looking at the camera? I don't- what is it- I mean, sorry, what is the dog looking at? What did you do to that dog, bro? Ain't no way.

Can I have your dog? You know? I just want a dog. Can I have it? It's looking... Looking like it wants me to. I'll just take the dog, okay? I'll figure out a way.

Hey buddy, I'm gonna need you to put your dog down. He looks like his head is about to explode because his eyes are fucking bulging out his goddamn head. That motherfucker looks like he's about to lose his sanity spending another second with you. Please, please put the dog down and do him some good. Give the dog a treat. Let him roam around. Put him outside. And don't let him back in because that motherfucker will not be saved if you ever let him back in again. This is satire.