I use a pigeon if I could find one.

Are use my pillow

Low key bro, hand sanitizer, like bro, it feels so good. Make your dick feel tingling.

I masturbate with different like different type of things in different occasions like it so basically like on Halloween I would like masturbate we candy on Thanksgiving I would masturbate with mashed potatoes or red beans and rice and I'll Christmas on masturbate with snow like

Are use Are you a pumpkin Stan yeah sit outside with a bitch and you know if you know you know real bitches no

You know that like a easy squeeze jelly like the smokers like a sin of tube and it's like fucking you like squeeze it out kinda let must dude I use that is so perfect easy application

He made mayonnaise even better.

All right all right all right all right hear me out are you gonna teddy bear you put a hole in it and you put lotion in the hole put lotion in the hole meet at same more Mira Simone

My hand personally my hand best best best thing. Oh Wait fuck I mean Oh fuck. I don't, I don't do it. I don't, I'm sorry! Please don't hit me, please!

Hairbrush, easy, but not the like... I'm talking about like the part that you use to brush your hair, not the part you hold. The part you use to brush. Yeah.