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Personally, I use mayonnaise, but like if you use anything else, that's just you. I use mayonnaise because it just feels good.
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I use curling irons, but like I plug it in for a little bit let it get warm But not too hot just warm to the point where it feels like body temperature Yeah, I get the work. Just gotta make sure you warm it up a little bit though.
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I had long as this gets the job done then you should you should be straight
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Honestly felt, I'd do that too.
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Why is that looky smart?
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Now because she looking at a point to be honest though, I gotta try one day. Yeah, for sure for sure
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I remember trying that and then I burnt myself. It fucking sucked.
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Yeah
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Well actually you will be curled did the curling iron
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This is low-key is pretty smart like I might as you know take some notes because I never thought of this late at all
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and you know нов
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Mmm. I'm gonna try this.
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Lowkey, I use hand sanitizer. I just like stick it in the hole. I just like, I don't know, it's like a kink or something. Like I like that shit bro, that shit hurts and then it's like oh
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I believe my boy why are you why would you miss it
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Just never.
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How do you said you stick in a hole you like our old messy because like so fucking hard that is so funny like what the fuck like are you dead ass
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Thank you so much. I'm finna use this for later.
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The moon at the end.
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Nah, you psychotic for real for that one.
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Which on top
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Music
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What the actual fuck how why how why when where why why why does the screen pain kink for real
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What does that burn your dick what does that burn your dick I want to know
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These two fingers.
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How about... Please, Mike. This is pit...
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Exactly cause like what are we supposed to use like what
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You get it. You get it.
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for you.
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I don't know a household item that looks like a penis. I don't know a brush a A lint roller? I don't know.
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I'm never gonna be able to eat mayonnaise again. You've ruined mayonnaise for the rest of my life.
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Mayonnaise business do you know what you actually eat that shit
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It's nasty if you don't have it with something, but like if you have it with like tuna fish it slaps.
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The only thing I'll eat mayonnaise with is tuna fish. I hate mayonnaise.
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Are you talking about mayonnaise or miracle whip?
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Both. They're both nasty.
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What about that forbidden mayonnaise that would be coming out of your boyfriend? How about that?
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Naw, it's just fucking straight up nasty in the first place. It tastes like shit.
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Why would you be eating mayonnaise? You shouldn't eat instruments.
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How you know what that tastes like, huh? How you know what that tastes like? Finally,
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He made it better for me.
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Me personally, I use the McChicken from McDonald's, you know.
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That's ironic as hell I have that I have a video of someone using them a chicken the jerk off
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I jerk that shit dry! dry! dry ass palm got dead ass skin on my palm and I jerked that shit jerked that shit It dries fuck.
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Word, bro?
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Oh
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Real
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That's a real man.
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Same. Flotions overrated.
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I ain't gonna let you bro. Same for real.
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Asuna! You asked who Development Head, but.. Um-huh, Outure!
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So we never start a start For each other's lives Heart to heart.
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Literally I use the Fortnite item shop Fortnite asshole to bed
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I'm literally about to hit the quitty right now.
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What?!
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Wonderful day to not like mayonnaise. Never have. And now I never will. Thank you.
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Shit, it's always a good day to like tacos though. Um...
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