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Let's start a story here on stereo and see how far I can go all you have to do to carry on the story is leave a message after the last voice message so I'm gonna start a story there was once a squirrel called Bobby and Bobby love nuts all you could think about was nuts and then one day
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Bobby was furious. He said to the owl, How can you collect all these nuts from around the world? It's not very environmentally friendly. Just think about your carbon footprint.
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The owl said with a rice smile if you think that's bad you should see how many straws I've been showing up the nose of turtles suddenly a fox came into the clearing and he was carrying
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The fox was caring a bag of money than the owl saw that and he decided to steel the money so that the square buy his nuts back but he couldn’t rob the fox than boby came and ate all dizz nuts cuz boby down bad , than bonus uncle came and told him ….
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The fox was carrying a handkerchief sack, ready to snatch up each and every one of the squirrel's nuts. But to his surprise...
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Bobby was counting his nuts in his cabin and he noticed that one of them was missing and he knew for sure that somebody in the world had stolen it so Bobby set off into the words and he decided he was going to interrogate all the animals that he met he met owl first and said
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He said, stop naming nuts. He says, I've got one nut up my arsehole. He says, got pine nut, walnut, other nuts, Brazil nuts, cayenne nuts, and yes, you do, do, do, do. He said, stop naming nuts, because Bobby, I'll find your nuts, is what he said.
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Oh, cool, dude. Squirrel. I'll tell you a story, man. One time, I was at the back, right? There's a fucking squirrel. He starts blinking my fucking name in Morse code, dude. I'm like, what the fuck is this? This squirrel is, like, blinking my fucking name. Dude, I realized, I'm off lockout. I've been high for four days, dude. I don't know what, like, reality is anymore. Go inside, go to bed, wake up. Squirrel's fucking eating nuts, dude. Nothing wrong with him.
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But then Bob came back to life and when he came back to life never mind just yeah the end
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and the moral of the story is what you think if the squirrel will run into your pants you think it's gonna starve
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Not to brag too much gym but to be honest if the school did manage to get into my pants he will be able to feed itself for the winter pretty hibernate and just slowly chew on my normal Snuts but thanks for asking appreciate you
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Welcome back to the sequel. Bobby's babies inherited their dad's love for nuts. They get into so much mischief trying to find as many as they can.
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Yeah, Baba was going crazy for some nuts, cause every time he seen me, he was like, Yo, what's up, baby? Let me get some of your nuts, baby. Like, he was literally grabbing my nuts in a moment of me of five seconds. Like, bro was yanking my shit, bro. And then, like, I would low-key give it to him, because he was fine to tell on some real shit. That boy was thick as fuck, but I ain't gay, though. You feel me? No freaky shit. But I just gave it to him. He had a nice day, went on about his day. But then, something had happened, bro. I don't even know.
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And all of a sudden, a dog named Bob came out of nowhere and killed their mawns at the nuts. End of story. The end.
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