You're fucking disgusting if you drink white Gatorade. That shit smells like PISS. It literally is like cum in a bottle, but you also piss into it and puked and vomited and you shake it all up and put water in it and drank it. That's what it is. If you drink white Gatorade, you're fucking disgusting. You should kill yourself. Anyways.

Hold on, so you want me to rap off Gatorade? Say less. Gatorade. Uh-uh, Gatorade. Gatorade, Gatorade, like, man, I need me a Gatorade, cause I've been smoking around once in my blood like every day, like, damn, I'm about to fuckin' lose my brains, cause we gettin' high, and it been like it's a parade, like, fuck around with me, I'ma, I might just fuck around with you and arrange your kidneys, I fucked up, but I'm back on the floor, man, that's what I got, had a make-up pallet on the floor, fuck her make-up toes, ugh, they curlin', man, I swear they got me, you a squirrel bitch.

Ahem, nice Gatorade. It'd be a shame if someone took it.

Can y'all let him help us out of this video, please? Thank you.

I gotta say, white Gatorade is one of the most disgusting Gatorades ever, ever made in history. But let me tell you the ones I like, my faves, also, um, wait, top, top 10, yeah, top 10 most good Gatorades, Cold Blue, what's the other one called? Dang, how I don't know, and I literally had it yesterday, and the red one, yeah, the best.

but then it's also zero sugar.

Bro, I like the cucumber kiwi, uh, gatorade or cucumber lime, I can't remember what they call it, but I like the cucumber, uh, kiwi or lime gatorade, it's fucking delicious.

And that is not a Gatorade. Put that away. Right now. Because that is not Gatorade. I'm flabbergasted. Honey. No. Put that away. Okay. No.

White Gatorade, out of all the Gatorades in the world, you want white? You're- you're disgraced.

Oh wait you're ready to be mad weird you have a drink that shit to like it looks and taste like cum