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So I seen things like this on hold. So let me like rate me out of one through 10 please be funny please
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I always look like it's 50% complete. Y'all ass really out here making a voice message in the middle of a gym. Get yo ass up, you feel me? And go do some fucking workout, you feel me? Yo big body ass, feel watch- I apologize. I didn't mean that. I'm sorry
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Man, I had just gotten done with my workout, man. Come on now. Come on now. Unless my nose is 50% full.
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Shadi now you know that's a damn lie. I don't know why they out here sending this shit lying to me in my fucking face I know I'm just bullshitting but yo ass really need to get a workout on cuz I ain't playing with you You need to get that workout shot even for orange and you feel me
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I did get my workout done bro, I did. It was already like six bro. I had to go home.
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Now why you lying? We all know your workout was sticks with marshmallows and you thought you was bench pressing. Fuck no. Y'all about to try and lie to me and yourself. You lying like shit. Fucking feber. Fuck why aren't you? Why you a liar? Stop lying. Thank you. chess *****
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bro I promise you I ain't lying bro I promise and I was doing that lift so So come on now.
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Dora dead bird there any explore explore in the wilderness built as you're stupid as hell your real name is mozzarella de la Cruz bitch you stupid as hell
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Yeah, why I look like the old man of Toy Story who was stealing all the toys and shit
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You know what? I'll take that. I'll take that.
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I order you before I say my next joke.
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Old enough where you don't even want to say the joke before you catch a case, man.
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You built like a Teletubby. No matter the fact you're better like Barney.
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Boy oh I look like you eat raw chicken skin on my baby boy
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What did you do with the Smurfs?
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Victory, you look like Trish from Victorious.
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