Why are dog can I have the same eyes as you

I'll eat your dog. I don't care.

Your dog? He looks like... What? Why? What if I do take a picture of me? It'd be cheating, I get the permission. Put me the fuck down.

It's a baby. That's what my dog looks like. I have a Frenchie and he just looks a bit, you know, on the slow side, but that's why we love the French Bulldogs.

Um, no offense or anything, but is dog, like, stop looking at me like that. I can't take this no more. Why does your dog look like he has down syndrome? I'm sorry, like, don't cancel me or anything, but look at it. Look at it.

OK all I wanna know all I really wanna know is what what did you do that long for him to look like that every goddamn day of his life but for real I feel so bad for him