Oh, hell yeah, dude. You look like a fucking lumberjack that's about to go on summer vacation, bro. Fuck yeah, dude. Trading in trees for the beach, man. Time to, like, sip on some fucking mimosas, kick off the fucking Red Wings, bro, and just sit back, man.

Boy, you fit as fit. I bet you eat cows all day because you look like one because you're from the country. Like, go back to the hood, boy. You need to be on 600-lb. Life. You could be my favorite person on 600-lb. Life, boy. Go back to McDonald's. Get a Coke. Don't even get it diet. You just want to be Morgan Wallen so bad. It's crazy. You built like Morgan Wallen's booty hole.

Alright, so instead of completely messing you up, I'm just gonna be honest and give you growth tips. I don't really know what's going on with your hair, but you need to fix that. I think you have an Android. If you don't have an Android, just get a better phone case, cause I was out. Your shit is giving wannabe country boys, so you need to fix that. Also, glasses, they're either on or off. They're not gonna be dangling around your neck. Like, and also, what is that cringey filter? Like, what are you, nine?

Hell yeah, you over here lookin' like Alvin and the Chipmunks 2.0, like, get it I guess.

00 no you're not gonna pay to say you just for you to look like this boy get your cracker ass out of this motherfucking ass bro like 00

The funniest part in all honest opinion is whenever the people in the comments start roasting each other. It's fucking golden

Oh yeah hell yeah I did with the fuck do you have on take that shit all right now