Girl, I'm not gonna lie to you, it's cool that you're eating a taco and all, but uh, based off the skin tone, you might wanna interest yourself in eating some motherfucking daily vitamins, alright? Interest yourself in eating some fucking vegetables, bro. Alright, getting some goddamn sunlight, alright? Some fucking vitamin D and C. Goddamn!

Okay, you seem like cool and everything, so what I'm about to say may come off really harsh. But what the fuck are your bangs? Like, what is that? Like, what in the spaghetti noodle bangs are those?