the sign that gets the biggest side eye from me. Bitch has to be Capricorns. They will make you fall in love with them. And as soon as they're done with you, they act like you're dead. That's a Batman villain in disguise. And no one can convince me otherwise, bitch.

Virgo Virgo, if I want a fake friend, I know where to come find you. You sure are nice when people are serving your purpose, but the minute that they don't do what you want, oh boy, the wrath of hellfire gonna come down.

Scorpio! What up Scorpio? Your aggression is just too much for finessin'. You truly know the definition of fucking them until they fall in love.

Sagittarius, Sagittarius, will you ever get your story straight? If you just speak up and say what you want, you'd save the world a whole lot of trouble, Sagittarius, with your wandering mind and heart.

The reason I don't believe in the horoscope is because I'm a Gemini and Gemini's never believe in the horoscope.

Alright, let's get this cracking. Capricorn, the hoe of the zodiac, sitting here acting like your partner is your world, while deep down you're talking to everybody and their fucking mama, workaholic and nobody can tell you nothing.

Taurus baby Taurus you know I love you but the way that you're fiercely loyal is always getting your heart broke. You have a stubborn way about you. You can't be moved but boy do you love hard.

Listen Leo, you do not need to be the center of attention. Parading your shit around like your shit don't stink like you're made out of pure gold, that is your toxic trait. Take the log out of your eye.

Libra, Libra, Libra, your people pleasing and indecisiveness are your greatest toxic traits. Some people might even say you're borderline ho and simp.

I was gonna answer the question but I just I fucking can't because baby where have you been? It is red pill paradise here girl. It is misogyny island. We needed you like yesterday. Yes!

I think I'm going to have to go with cancer on this one because cancers will act like one thing on the surface and then underneath there's something totally different going on and they won't even clue you in until it's too late.