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That is not a firework, that is a bomb. Y'all need to run.
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Are fireworks not bombs
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I would like to inform the people of Colorado That there were 7500 deaths in the mountains All the Mexicans all the Indians and All the honkies died today Let's say a prayer for those people that died from that homemade bomb that them hill Billy People redneck his peoples had to make just to kill everyone.
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Should be honest you sound like those guys that do news reports.
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That's what I was going to say
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President, I'm also a news anchor guy. Anyways, update from the Colorado firework. There were many, many tragic deaths, but we all learn one thing. They all got their asses handed to them because they owed us money. Yes, the government. Yeah, they owed me and Donald Trump, but I took Donald Trump's part because I forgot what I was- What we're talking about? Uh,
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It's a present here. How many times do I have to tell you to stop launching bombs on the 4th of July?
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I'm not even going to lie. That ain't no fireworks. That's a whole nuclear explosion. And I'm not spending my money for two minutes. It looks good. But it ain't worth it. Wait.
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That does not look like a firework and it just doesn't. It looks like a fire.
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I don't know where they got that fucking beluga ass whale bomb of a fucking firework but I'm pretty sure they all have limited hearing loss from the size of that motherfucker. Because there's no way it was silent.
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I think they got it from the aliens. Or maybe just a bus full of Mexicans. Anyways, um, what did you say I didn't hear you? Uh, also my hearing, bruh.
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Yeah, I don't even know where they got that either and the bigger it is the louder it is so They got their eardrums fucking busted
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That isn't a firework, it's just like the literally by Dad's diarrhea shooting out from the toilet.
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Duh. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Yo! What did he got up to the top? Somebody said blow bitch! Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
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I think I nutted to that one. The Pyromaniac in me is fucking busted right now. Oh my god. That was beautiful. I wish I was there. The delay too. Oh that makes it so much more satisfying. You know it's a big one when it goes. Please hear it in the background. Some shit like that. fucking no
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Breaking news straight out of Denver, Colorado. Oh Never mind. It's not breaking news. Fuck. We're slow, bro We might as well quit our jobs back to you at sports. Oh Whoa, well fuck back you and weather it's raining. Oh It's over everybody shut the show down. We're getting out of here no more fucking news. We're retarded and And have a good night.
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Hold the phone here did someone just say laser beam brah if you've got a laser beam that shines like that brah Before it exploded, you know what I'm talking about brah Then you went to the Dollar Tree about that motherfucker bro that thing was like half off It was like on a black Friday sale at the Dollar Tree bro. Everything goes fucking 10 cents, bro What the hell's going on man? Your laser don't even go to space your laser don't even go to the in the foot of your bed But, but, bro, the cats and dogs look at you a little bit.
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