Yeah, everybody can see why y'all ugly ass fucks are single bro, it's so obvious

bro not gonna lie all these girls on here be looking like a fucking snack and shit and everything bro and you got me looking like a hot pot pie's biscuit on a sunday because like the fuck like like where the fuck do y'all get y'all jeans mother father shit cuz fuck damn might as well call me joe biden the third because fuck i'm looking like fucking barney that didn't have a fucking glow up jesus

Two hot girls? Nah, just joking. Only really pretty.

Look, I ain't gonna fuck who I get, girl, but listen, I got a mean-ass three-man fuzz, bro. All of us yammers, y'all making pay, bro. Bro, you know where our home is. We can run it, we can hit Miami, feel a little big, get a little B&B, buy a couple of Reynolds. You know how it go. I'll get you a little fake and everything. We gon' go crazy.