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What was the worst date you've been on? Like a hill date? I got some stories boy. Let's go.
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So are used to work at the train station I met this girl coming from Oakland she was cute so I like scaffold to you I need 20 pounds cute as a button so we exchange numbers and says he has a virus he has a bar so I first day was to go get matching tattoos
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So on our way to the tattoo shop, she gets a phone call and the other guy here, my boy, saying he's like, who's that? She said my cousin and I look at her crazy. Like who's that? She said, oh my cousin. I'm like this bitch right here So I was just like my mind was out of it. So we don't have GPS back then either So I don't know I didn't drive to the tattoo shop. I drove to NASA then security came out with these M16s. I don't know, effects were on it.
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What the hell? Bro, you be having the craziest stories. You drove to NASA. What the hell?
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Honestly, that whole date was wild. Like, I hope y'all weren't getting each other matching names or nothing like that. Like, what the hell?
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I would have to say I mean I have quite a few but I would have to say one of the worst is that I was not even aware that the woman was pregnant she never told me I just assumed that she was fat ha ha ha
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Oh my god, she was wrong for that. She should have told you. Okay, I get it. You know, you pregnant, you might not have a great relationship with the baby daddy, but please let people know something like that. Good god. Ha ha ha ha!
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OK so this one time I met this guy in college eyes then was John he was really really cute and he looked really good and he dressed really nice at school so he asked me out on a date he comes and he picks me up he picks me up in his raggedy ass truck he looks like he hadn't had a shower he he had holes in his clothes and apparently he got in a fight the night before and someone knocked out his tooth His nails were disgusting and he said
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We were supposed to only be going to dinner, but we ended up going on a run for illegal things instead. I was kind of upset about the whole situation because that was not what I was in it for. But yeah, it definitely ended up being a trip to hell. Peace!
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I feel like Brenda right now from a scary movie like I don't want to say right
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Would definitely have to say when me and my cousin went to meet two guys at the city park because with those back when we? had Yahoo chat days and Anyway, we meant to meet them saw the two dudes walking up towards us He's on the swings, and I was like please tell me that's not them and sure enough It was decent like deer piss that they've been hunting all day And we said we made excuses and said we was gonna be brought back. We never went back hell no hell no
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So basically it wasn't even a date because you know we made excuses. I think my cousin said she had to go check on her niece or nephew or something. Hell, I don't even remember. Like I said, that was back when we used to go in the Yahoo chat room and stuff like that. It was way back. But we never went back. Never talked to him again.
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Bro this bitch kept bothering me so I told her to shut up and then she started hitting me so then what I had to do had to get my knife and cut her throat and then I had to hide the body somewhere I don't know I'm not gonna say where but bro this shit was so annoying I couldn't take it anymore bro I like fuck
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One time I showed up to this date. I was like, just really want to do a coke, right? Let's just go to the bathroom and just fucking Hoover a fucking line if you know what I mean. And this bitch, she just won't stop talking. She's like My fucking brother died or whatever. I'm like bitch. I just want to get out. I don't want to hear about your problems I got a big fucking problem. My nose is empty. Okay, please. I mean, I just had to walk out on her I'm sorry about your fucking brother or dog or whatever the fuck you want to call him
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