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That bitch gets motherfucking teens, what the fuck is going on with this motherfucking app? My amping is so free.
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It happened to me one time I had explosive diarrhea I was a fucking munchies getting ice cream and I had eaten him his fucking mothers meatloaf and I was shitting my fucking ass off in the fucking bathroom and yeah
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So yeah he knew I told him that exact day that it was happening you know I'm really open up to my shit plus we were dating for like six years so I was really comfortable
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Don't be like, alright alright alright!
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I mean I have fucking IBS so I'm already having explosive shit like five times during like the movies so we can't be going to the movies for a first date all right
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This question, who made this up? Like, man, you need a smoke less. Period.
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How do you say my brains out have explosive diarrhea and go on a date before the day or in the bathroom at the restaurant and then after that I'll be fine so I guess I go with explosive diarrhea on the foot
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If like you're gonna have explosive diarrhea, um, keyword explosive, um, you're gonna be on the toilet for a long time, your butthole's gonna hurt, you're gonna be walking dumb, and if five minutes later you're gonna need to go back to the bathroom, so like there's no point.
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Honestly, I think both of these are just awful scenarios. How can it be the best date ever while you have explosive diarrhea. That's the conundrum here.
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Oh my god, this is a really hard question. I don't know! Do they know you have diarrhea or are you able to cover it up?
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Or stay all time hundred percent what do you think I said diarrhea one she like that
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