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If you dont just take the L on this. Your a simp
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Alright, alright, alright, what would you rather do go on the worst date of all time or go on the best date of all time? But you have explosive diarrhea Oh shit! Literally tell me, what's up?
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Shit, I always have explosive diarrhea, bro. Every second of the day. Shit, there's never a time that I don't got explosive diarrhea.
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Bro! drink mad water.
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Dude, is your ass okay?
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He ain't wrong about having explosive diarrhea every single second of the day. It's true. I'm the toilet
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The beach In a
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We must have painted the bathroom brown with your explosive diarrhea.
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That, that real taste. Tastes like chocolate.
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This is indeed the truth he cannot hold his shit in so all of his life he sits there on any occasion shitting his pants uncontrollably
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Too late boo, I already did.
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I don't know man, that seems like a win-win to me. I love shading in my pants
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Yo bro best response best response. Oh god I'm in LA someone's trying to take my parking spot. Get the fuck outta here!
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Oh man off I swear man I'm doing that right now
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Bored bored bored best to speak medium this was funny as fuck Angela
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nigga how does that make us a simp? who the fuck wants to have shitty ass pants on a date? Are you dumb? Are you fucking dumb? Fuck no, nigga. Oh fuck
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He seems to struggle with coming up with questions that aren't done.
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Why, like, who would choose that? That's so dumb!
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For real, and the Sims for having explosive diarrhea on the best date night
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Am I just retarded you're late I don't get the question I've listen to the shit late eight times I just do not get the fucking question like what do you like what I don't understand where
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I mean the question is dumb, but you also sound retarded.
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Yeah, I would. Yeah.
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Baby, nobody has to call you anything. All you have to do is open your mouth, and we already know that your daddy sucked your sister dick. We already know how your family get down, by the way you talk.
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B Mango
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You sound like one of these illiterate TikTok idiots who came here after the site started advertising itself to children.
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I mean you already said it's the best date with the explosive diarrhea, so why would I choose the worst date over the best date? What?
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The question is dumb, I mean I would never choose either of them, but if you're talking about the best date vs the worst date, like, duh.
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We got a winner ding ding ding honestly, I really didn't think of that but that is up you're genius
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Yeah except for if you have the worst date you won't have explosive diarrhea. Obviously I'm having the worst day because I'm not bad at having explosive diarrhea. Like if I'm having the best day and I have explosive diarrhea it's gonna be bad anyways. He's just running out of time.
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I think that a lot of people's minds are just too small, and they're too insecure to even imagine this as being possible. They can't think of any scenario in which this could happen. none at all.
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Let me help. What if through this horrifically embarrassing experience, you discover how loving, patient, and kind this man is? What if you discover that he's not the one who's making you feel embarrassed? He's making you feel better.
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What if, through this humiliating experience, you discover that this man is husband material? Don't you want to be married to someone you can have explosive diarrhea around? and he makes it better, or at least it's not terrible, it's not as bad as it could be.
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The dude said it was the best date. That's the qualification. my mind is big enough to envision how that could be so.
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Now, to be fair, I have been exposed to this through an episode of a show called Mystery diagnosis in which a woman met her husband in exactly this way.
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I'll be fine with the best date with the explosive diarrhea because it's already the best date so So let's just continue to have the best date.
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Yeah, I'll say that pretty much any date would be the best date with that person if they're able to overcome you running back and forth from the bathroom like 20 times in a row.
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Guess I'm going on the fucking worst date cuz shit that shit Makes your fucking asshole sting or something like that That shit hurts.
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I mean you let you not wrong but like yeah You really said that silly
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Okay, definitely the worst day ever, because if you have the best day ever and you shit your pants, like, there's no reversing that. but the worst day ever, you can always just try again, go on another date, and then like, it has to be better than that one. You know what I'm saying?
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He never said what happens on the worst day so on the worst day you could also possibly shit your pants too. So what would you pick? A good day where you shit your pants or a very bad day where you shit your pants? You shake your pants regardless.
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Goddamn, cut it. Cut it with the shitty pants already. What about going on a date with that's not good or bad? and no shit.
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Yeah, give me the explosive diarrhea. I can take that any day.
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Yeah, I'm still gonna have the mudslides on the best day. Sorry. packing me some depends and extra panties
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I'll go on the best date and have diarrhea.
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