Aw, snap. You done picked the wrong mother-mother-mother-mother-motherfuckin' day to say roast you. Your legs look like a gigantosaurus. Metamorphis. Stoogalaborsis. Bacalaborsis. Doogalabookie. You're like a dookie booty. You know what you look like? Alphabrand Jurassic Park. It's giving. I wanna be a furry.