Because my day's been going fucking crazy. It's hot as fuck outside. There's three bitches walking down this road, but I was fucking bobbing, right? Doing my shit, skedaddling down the road. This big black fucking hippopotamus bumps into me. And I'm like, god damn, bro. I fucking felt the vibration of the earth shaking when that bitch was walking nearby. I got my ass up and I was like, damn, you fat hunk.