I'm so sorry, kid. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. buuuuu..

Someone come get their child, please. Looks like he got into the Kitchen Scissors.

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What the fuck? I didn't hear a thing. Please don't be feeling yourself again. Where the fuck is that?

That's the type of cut you get when you get in trouble with your mom and daddy, like, bro, what in the curious George is going on, bro, like, that's like, like, it's not even lined up perfectly, like, it's like, I don't know, bro, it don't look right, but, bro, that's the type of cut when you get in trouble with your mom and dad, bro, it's either that or go bald, which one you want?