I was literally sitting down in the kitchen and then I see my dog on the stomach and I'm like, let me take a picture and then I get this monstrosity. Um...

Aw, can I pet him? Fucking adorable. Looks like his name's Cupcake. Who's a good little cupcake? You gonna tear up some toddlers later? Yeah.

They'll pay the bills, Cheddar. What are you doing, Cheddar? Stop looking at me like that, Cheddar.

Awww, I see Megamind, so cute! No, that's not one actor. Looks like a really wrinkly face, I don't know what his name is, but like... I hope we don't end up talking at home.

That dog looks like it's on life support Come on hide 1-800-5-5 Like I need some 911, I need some emergency help Your dog is on life support so like put it down

Bruh, tell Coastal Og to go pay the damn bills.

So cute. Just a ball of happiness. Very huggable face. That's like a core memory right there. I love it.

Yo dog look like it's about to kill me

Aw, he don't ****. Alright, what's his name? His name is Cupcake. Ay, bro, I brought my kid here today, bro. I don't- I don't think I trust a dog. If his name is fuckin' goddamn Cupcake. Fuck no, *****! The fuck you lookin' at me like that?

Oh minus, I'm very scaredness

Nah Cupcake don't **** My name is cupcake the dark destroyer of universes