The rarest thing I have ever heard this morning... ...men are dicks.

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For real, but the men that are dicks are not men. They are boys because they act like that. Men do not act like that. Boys act like that. Call them babies. Call them boys. Do not call them men if they act like that. Girl.

The only reason you say men and a quarter quotations because men are honest I like females fuck Niga

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Hm, shit, why the fuck do you think we have them then?

Dude I see you literally everywhere in like everyone's comment sections and all you do is say the most vile shit and you hate like on everyone but like you don't have the right like how do you have such audacity

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uh-uh cuz cuz first of all I be seeing you everywhere like I be seeing you all up in people comments and second of all that's kind of rude don't you think like you taking you taking that a little too far why do people body shame nowadays like that shit stupid as fuck

first of all that was rude and second of all you sound like this no one's busting you you got a good line right i don't need it

That's why we love Josh, god damn. That's why, that's why, that's his personality, that's him.

We don't love Josh. You love Josh. Just you. No we.

I am can we see you in a salad I know your ass not talking after you was in pursuit of your breath after saying every word in a sentence

Do you like you can give them a low rating that's completely your opinion but you don't have to insult them that's like kind of crazy

Yo, bro, I ain't gonna lie you doing everybody a favor and just saying the truth Yo, some people just like buff women bro. Hey, he's just saying how he is. You got the Goliath built. I ain't gonna lie