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He is probably like the finest creature I've ever seen like I would low-key fuck the shit out of him cause you're alone really get to be like go in and like Albert Einstein who because like oh my God dude like what the fuck how can a man even be like possibly this fine
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I would low-key eat that hamster 🐹
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Oh, oh, okay.
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Yeah I ate my friends and it was low-key good as sht
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You think that's bad? I ate my friend's booty cheeks in the next first hour. That shit was open like a ham-turkey sandwich. Let me tell you, that motherfucker knows how to fucking work that shit. UGH!
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This reminds me of the time that me and my sister were playing hide-and-seek with our hamster and, like, one time, one of the hiding spots, she put the hamster in a sock, and she put it on top of the fucking, uh, ceiling fan, and when I walked into the room, I turned the ceiling fan on, and a hamster went flying, and it hit the wall, and it obviously died, but, like, it was one of my saddest days, and now I just look back on it, and I'm like, that dumb bitch.
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Me and my brother did that with my sister's stuffed animal.
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Oh my god, twinsies!
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I remember I ate my ham sandwich by stuffing that shit in the ham and I ate the whole shit, that motherfucker was so good I took another one from the pet store, and I dipped that shit in some fucking vinegar sauce and that shit was busting like my fucking nuts.
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Yo, I love your hair, man. It looks so beautiful.
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Bro, your hamster died by choking on your front hair lubes. I'm sorry.
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No! It died because of my other hamster. They really fight and they kill each other.
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Bro let me lick your forehead
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That's not even me!
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Bro, can I lick your forehead? Then you can pull your hair back and I could just...
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Hell no.
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Actually I change my mind you're fine as hell please lick my forehead
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Bro for head bigger than mines damm
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Alright so let's talk now, I don't know whose mugshot that is, but I am downright terrified by this individual, if any hamsters were harmed it was probably by him. I'm sure this guy is arrested for attempted murder involving hamsters. With that being said R I P to your hamster and not this guys.
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Damn bro studying Abington university shut the fuck up
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Well actually I was studying trying to find where I asked university, but I got my bachelor and masters in lack of caring studies. So I'd say my education was quite successful.
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You’re adopted
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Waiting for a decent reply from you is like watching paint dry. I sit and wait. And nothing happens. You're like a faulty firework, we expect a boom and all we get is a sparkle.
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That’s why yo family tree a straight line
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See thats what I like to see, the firwork shot off....but then it fell down into a sparkle. It's all about improvement and practice, just keep trying im just encouraging you to do better.
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Why are you doing the monologue and shit, bro?
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I'mma lick your forehead, and it smell like a egg. Why you face a lil' like, a lil' like a ol' egg, it's a lil' white egg. I'mma lick your forehead, and it smell like a lil' like, a lil' like a ol' egg, it's a lil' white egg. I'mma lick your forehead, and it smell like a lil' like a ol' egg. I'mma lick your forehead, and it smell like a lil' like a ol' egg.
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Okay, your hamster died. Well, listen up, buddy. You're gonna die from being single your whole life. Why do you look like a mix of Jeffrey Dahmer and Shaggy? No, you don't even look like Shaggy. What is that haircut, bro? Why do you look like Kevin from The Office? The fuck?
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